The Cullens, they’re Dr. and Mrs. Cullen’s foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, a few years ago. They kind of keep to themselves. Yeah, ‘cause they’re all together. Like together, together. The blonde girl, that’s Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy is Emmet, they’re like, a thing. The little dark-haired girl is Alice. She’s really weird, and she’s with Jasper, the blond one, who looks like he’s in pain. And then that’s Edward Cullen. He’s totally gorgeous, obviously, but apparently nobody here’s good enough for him. Seriously, like, don’t waste your time.