Is this how elephants flirt?

It was a big day, the last day of my final exam, I couldn’t move fast enough, my life was finally gonna start, and I knew exactly where it was taking me. Inside our house, there was no sign of The Depression, my mother and father had left Poland in much worse condition. To them, nobody could be poor in America if they had half a brain in their head. After six years of disections and castrations; by the end of that day, I knew I’d be a Cornel graduated of Veterinary science.